Poster: Brace Yourself

Like most of us, Bananarama have been responsible for the occasional 'crime against fashion'.  It's not their fault though.  Take one moment to think about the pop stars who were performing back in the eighties.  Most of them should have been locked away in a padded 'Fashion' cell for wearing such hideous excuses for clothes (I'm looking at you, Captain Sensible, if you're reading this!) 

Of course, Fashion Jails wouldn't be as severe as normal prison conditions.  My idea of a Fashion Jail would be where the inmates are forced to wear Primark clothes that are 2 sizes too small, whilst being forced to drink sub-standard cocktails perpared by a less than efficient barman..  It would be a re-education facility where Su Pollard performs 'We're Starting Together' twenty times a day.  It would be torture! Mu ha ha ha ha!

Check out this retro Smash Hits poster from back in the day.